Amuna ndi osiyana kwambiri ndi akazi osati mawonekedwe okha, komanso m'malingaliro awo komanso momwe amaonera moyo. Ichi ndichifukwa chake amuna amadziwa kudziletsa ndikulingalira mwanzeru pakagwa mwadzidzidzi. Chotsatira, tikupangira kuti tiwone zambiri zodabwitsa komanso zosangalatsa za amuna.
1. Pathupi lamwamuna, mumatha kubisa zinthu zochepa kwambiri kuposa zachikazi.
2. Amuna amayembekezeka kukhala ndi moyo waufupi poyerekeza ndi wa azimayi, komabe, mankhwala amakono alephera kufotokoza kupanda chilungamo kumeneku.
3. Kwa amayi, mavuto a potency kapena prostatitis ndimamvekedwe opanda pake.
4. Amayi samachita dazi pokhapokha akafuna.
5. Amuna nthawi zonse amaletsedwa kumwa mowa, ngakhale malinga ndi ziwerengero, abambo ndi amai amadwala uchidakwa mofanana.
6. Mwamuna, monga mkazi, amakhala ndi mawere. Koma zilibe ntchito kwenikweni, ziribe kanthu kuti mukufuna kudyetsa wina kangapo kamodzi.
7. Mavuto a amuna samathetsedwa ndi misozi.
8. Munthu amatha kukhala ndi dothi pansi pa misomali yake.
9. Dothi pansi pa misomali yamunthu silingafanane ndi varnish yofiira.
10. Amuna samapatsidwa maluwa pokhapokha ngati ndi maliro awo.
11. Amuna saloledwa kuluma kapena kukanda panthawi yomwe ili ndi vuto.
12. Pambuyo pogonana, abambo ayenera kutsuka, kutsuka, kapena kutaya kena kake.
13. Amuna sadzakhalanso ndi vuto lina lokhalitsa atangotsuka, kutaya kapena kutsuka kena kake.
14. Njira zakulera zomwe zingagwiritsidwe ntchito sizinapangidwe za amuna.
15. Kaya wogonana naye akutetezedwa nthawi zonse ndichinsinsi kwa abambo.
16. Amuna alibe zifukwa zowonongera, kuwononga malingaliro a aliyense kapena kukhala opanda chidwi mwezi uliwonse kwa masiku anayi kapena asanu.
17. Mwana atabadwa, amuna samapeza mapaundi owonjezera.
18. Mwamuna akakhala wonenepa, palibe gawo lililonse la thupi lake lomwe limayamba kukopeka ndikulakalaka.
19. Ngakhale mimba yamwamuna ndiyofanana ndi ya mkazi m'mwezi wachisanu ndi chinayi wa mimba, sadzaperekabe mpando wake m'basi.
20. Amuna salipidwa ndalama zothandizira ana.
21. Amuna samadabwa kuti avale chiyani pa chibwenzi - siketi kapena buluku.
22. Ngati mwamunayo wasankha kuvala siketi, ndiye kuti iyenera kukhala yosalala, apo ayi aliyense angaganize kuti ndi gay. Komabe, muyenera kutenga chitoliro chachikopa kuti muwoneke bwino ngati waku Scotsman.
23. Amuna amangofunika kumeta gawo limodzi, koma tsiku lililonse.
24. Ngati munthu asankha kuti asamete mbali imodzi yokha ya thupi, ndiye kuti chilakolako chake chikhala chosakanizika ndi ziputu.
25. Mwamuna amatha kumenyedwa pakati pa miyendo yake pakamakangana.
26. Pali lamulo losasinthika: mamuna samenya mkazi, ngakhale atamenya pakati pa miyendo. Koma palibe amene adataya mtima kuti apanga lamulo lachiwiri lomwe lingalole kuti mkazi azitsinidwa poyankha nsagwada yake.
27. Kukhazikika kwa munthu kumatha kukhala kopanda chochita ndi mkazi. Amatha kumugwira nthawi iliyonse, ngakhale mphindi yosayenera kwambiri: kumalo ochitira masewera olimbitsa thupi, dziwe kapena kumanda.
28. Ndikosavuta kuti amuna alemere, koma nthawi zambiri amabedwa. Nthawi yomweyo, mwayi wokhala wogwiriridwa kwa amuna ndiwochepa.
29. Ndikosavuta kuti azimayi azipanga ndalama mu mafashoni, kapena mu zolaula. Monga akunenera, agona, koma amunawo ayenera kuyimirira.
30. Zisankho zofunika kwambiri zimagwera pamapewa amuna amphamvu. Chilichonse chimafotokozedwa ndikuti kuganiza kwa amuna kumamveka bwino.
31. Mwamuna sangathe kusiya nkhope yake pilo m'mawa.
32. Ngati munthu angadzuke m'mawa posawoneka bwino, sadzatha kuwoneka bwino. Ma machubu owala okhala ndi mafuta opaka komanso utoto sangamuthandize, kupatula kuti mosungira mitembo.
33. Mwamuna wanzeru zochepa komanso owoneka bwino osakopa sangathe kudzikopa ndi kuvala T-sheti yolingana yaying'ono yaying'ono. Kupatula kumangokhala kogulitsa zolimbitsa thupi.
34. Munthu sangathe kuvala golide ndi diamondi. Pokhapokha atayenda, kuterera, kudzuka - woponya.
35. Amuna sapatsidwa golide, diamondi, zibangili, mphete kapena ndolo. Ngakhale ndime 34 sikugwira ntchito pano.
36. Amayi samabweretsa ubweya ndi zodzikongoletsera kumapazi a amuna.
37. Amuna samayitanidwa ku waltz.
38. Amayi samathamangira abambo kufunsa nambala yafoni.
39. Palibe m'modzi mwa amuna m'moyo wake amene anamvapo mawu akuti: "Iwe mwamuna, kodi amayi ako amafunikira mpongozi?"
40. Ngakhale munthu atatalike bwanji miyendo, sangamugulitse. Kupatula: kalabu yama gay.
41. Amuna samaboola mawere awo, lilime lawo, kapena misozi yawo. Ngati izi zidachitika, ndibwino kuti muzungulire chala chanu pakachisi wake, osasilira ludzu lake loti achite zosangalatsa.
42. Amayi sangapwetekedwe ndi abambo pogonana mkamwa. Monga momwe sangadzitsinhire okha, mosamala mosamala zipu zawo. Komabe, amayi amati palibe chomwe chimapweteka kuposa kubereka.
43. Amuna amatha kuwaza nsapato zawo kuchimbudzi.
44. Mu moyo wa mwamuna aliyense pamabwera mphindi yomwe mwadzidzidzi azindikira kuti ulendo wophatikizana ndi mkazi ku sitolo sungapewenso.
45. Zomwezo zimagwiranso ntchito ku zisudzo kapena opera.
46. Komanso skating skating.
47. Komanso chakudya chamadzulo chophatikizika kapena chakudya chamadzulo ndi apongozi ake.
48. Mwa njira, mkazi sangakhale ndi apongozi.
49. Zimakhala zovuta kwambiri kuti abambo apeze nsapato zoyenera.
50. Kuphatikiza apo, mumafunikira masokosi ...
51. ... zomwe ziyenera kutsukidwa.
52. Mwamuna sangathe kunyengerera mkazi ndi zovala zamkati zokongola za lace. Ali ndi kabudula wamkati yekha, watsopano kwambiri panthawi yonse yotsuka.
53. Ngati munthu wavala moyenera komanso monyenga, amakhala pachiwopsezo cholakwa kuti ndi mwamuna kapena mkazi.
54. Amayi sayenera kudziwa kumanga tayi.
55. Sikutheka kunyazitsa mkazi ndikunena za maliseche ang'onoang'ono.
56. Mwamuna samakulitsidwa ndi silicone.
57. Amayi safunika kukoka tsitsi lawo m'mphuno mwawo.
58. Mkazi akafika mochedwa kukachita chibwenzi, amachedwa. Ngati munthu wachedwa, ndi nkhumba.
59. Mkazi sayenera kukhala mozungulira ku ofesi yolembetsa mu suti yolimba komanso yosasangalatsa, kudikirira munthu amene wachedwa kukwatiwa. Atha kuwoneka bwino mphindi zisanu mwambowo usanachitike. Ngati munthu atero, ndiye nkhumba.
60. Kukonzekera akazi paukwati ndi tchuthi pomwe aliyense amasangalala ndikuthokoza mkwatibwi. Mwamuna amamvera zomvera chisoni komanso jakisoni wonyozetsa zakuti ataya "m'modzi wawo".
61. Ngati mkazi amakonda, ndiye chinthu chimodzi. Mwamuna amayenera kusankha nthawi zonse pakati pa wokondedwa wake, mpira ndi Mercedes yatsopano.
62. Ndikokwanira kuti mkazi akhale ndi maphunziro apamwamba ndikumwetulira kokongola. Mwamuna, komano, ayenera kumvetsetsa zamagalimoto, zamagetsi, ma plumb ndipo, popempha mkazi, mu mafashoni, kanema ndi nyimbo.
63. Kwa kanthawi tsopano, kuthekera kophika, kutsuka ndi kuyeretsa kwawonjezedwa pazofunikira pamwambapa. Kupanda kutero - misozi ndi milandu yotsutsa.
64. Mwa njira, akazi sangakhale a chauvinists.
65. Mawu onse adapangidwa ndi amuna, ndipo akazi adawamasulira mu mawonekedwe achikazi.
66. Amayi amakonda kuvala masiketi achidule kapena ndi khosi lakuya. Komabe, amuna saloledwa "kuyang'anitsitsa" pazisangalalo zawo zonse. Bwanji mukuyika keke yokoma pamaso pa anjala, yomwe sangadye?
67. Kukonda kwamaluso kumapangidwa mwachilengedwe, koma pakugawana makanema amatha kupachika mafilimu nthawi yayitali. Pomwe mkaziyo kwazaka zana amapeza Mkazi Wokongola pashelefu ndi Julia Roberts.
68. Amuna amakopa kwambiri chifukwa cha kukula kwawo kwa njiwa yowuluka kuposa akazi.
69. Mwamunayo adapanga gudumu, wailesi, telefoni ndi zinthu zina zambiri. Ndi pa iye pomwe dziko lonse lapansi limayembekezera.
70. Ngati munthu sangakwanitse kuthana ndi kuwonongeka kwa kompyuta, galimoto kapena wamagetsi, amayenera kuwona mawonekedwe onyoza, chifukwa munthu ayenera kuthana ndi kuwonongeka kulikonse ndi vuto.
71. Amayi ali ndi kuthekera kwakukulu pakuphunzira ntchito yakale.
72. Koma mwamunayo amayenera kulipira.
73. Maloto achimuna paubwana: kukhala wokayenda pamwezi, purezidenti kapena woweta ng'ombe sizingachitike. Zomwezo sizinganenedwe za mkazi. Sizovuta kwa iwo kuti akhale mayi, wothandizira ndege, dokotala, kapena mwana wamkazi wamkazi.
74. Atalowa ku kalabu yausiku, munthu sangathe kukonza nthawi yake yopuma usiku wotsatira, akumangomwetulira mokoma.
75. Kutali kwa skiers achimuna pamasewera othamanga ndi kutalika kwa 20 km kuposa azimayi.
76. Pali mitundu khumi ya amuna mozungulira, ndi mitundu isanu ndi iwiri yokha kwa akazi.
77. Nkhondo ya munthu ndi mabotolo osweka pamutu pa mdani. Nkhondo ya mkazi imang'ambika tsitsi ndikufinya.
78. Ngati mwamuna alandila mwayi kuchokera kwa mkazi kuti azicheza ndi makolo ake, atha kukhala otsimikiza kuti ndiwowona lero kuti awonera melodrama yakulira monga "Mamita atatu pamwamba pa nyanja", pulogalamu yapa "Bachelor" kapena gawo lofunikira mu "House 2" ... Zowonjezerapo, zonsezi zitha kuphatikizidwa ndi owonera madzulo amodzi.
79. Hormone yamwamuna testosterone mu mawonekedwe ake oyera ndi ofanana ndi chisakanizo cha heroin ndi cocaine 1: 1. Koma amuna amatha kulingalira mwanjira ina.
80. Chosankha cha mayi pa bar sichingokhala cha whiskey, brandy, vodka, ndi zina zambiri. Amatha kukonda zakumwa zoledzeretsa, martini, malo omwera ndi zosakaniza zina zamphamvu.
81. Amuna amayenera kuwononga ndalama zambiri pazosangalatsa kuposa akazi. Choyamba, mwamuna amafunika kumwa kwambiri kuposa mkazi. Chachiwiri, akuyenerabe kuti amuledzere mayiyu. Ndipo, chachitatu, mwamunayo amayenera kulipira chilichonse, chifukwa: "Chabwino, ndiwe bambo!"
82. Amuna amakonda kumvera nyimbo za heavy, "Aria," "The King and the Fool," etc.
83. Komabe, m'galimoto, bambo ayenera kumvera Britney Spears, Celine Dion, Nyusha, ndi ena. m'zaka za zana la 21, mzimayi ali ndi ufulu wosankha mayendedwe a FM iyemwini.
84. Kusukulu, amuna amayenera kusewera mpira, basketball, volleyball, pomwe azimayi amangokhala painiya, tenisi wapatebulo kapena badminton.
85. Ngati munthu atachita masewera olimbitsa thupi amaiwala yunifolomu yake, apezabe zazifupi zamasewera. Pomwe mkazi amatha kunola mwatcheru ma pie m'sitilanti yapasukulu.
86. Mwamuna nthawi zambiri amalangidwa kusukulu.
87. Ndi kunyumba.
88. Pambuyo paukwati, kuthekera kolangidwa kwa amuna kumachuluka.
89. Pankhondo, amuna amatumizidwa kunkhondo, ndipo akazi amayimirira papulatifomu ndikugwedezera mpango wachikondi yemwe akuchoka.
90. Mwamuna amayenera kunyamula yankho pazonse zomwe zili padziko lapansi.
91. Ntchito zomwe kale zimaganiziridwa kuti ndi amuna okha ndizomwe zimakhala akazi. Hockey ya akazi yapangidwa kale.
92. Ngakhale mutamasula mabatani pachifuwa chanu, ngakhale mutamwetulira chotani, ngakhale maso a munthu akhale okongola bwanji, muyenera kupepherabe chindapusa chophwanya malamulo pamsewu. Mwa njira, malinga ndi ziwerengero, azimayi ndi omwe amakhala ndi ngozi zapamsewu.
93. Ngati mwamuna apita ndi mkazi ku cinema, ndiye kuti adzakhala ndi gawo la maola awiri lakanema lonena za zochitika za Brad Pete, Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise kapena Leonardo DiCaprio. Ngati mwamunayo ali ndi mwayi, ndipo a Angelina Jolie kapena a Jennifer Lopez awonekera pazenera, ndiye kuti mwamunayo nthawi yomweyo amatchedwa wopotoka kapena wodandaula.
94. Amuna samwa shampeni, koma amatsegula, amatenga chitseko m'maso ndikutulutsa mpweya.
95. Amuna - omwe amatenga nawo gawo pazokhudza okonda omwe amabisala kuchipinda kuchokera kwa amuna omwe abwerera mosayembekezereka, amapita pachotupa chazinyalala m'mabudula ochepa okha kapena osasunthira khonde kwa oyandikana nawo. Komabe, chosangalatsa ndichakuti nthawi zina nkhaniyi siyachokera ku nthano.
96. Amayi sangatchule kunyumba kukhala nthumwi ya ntchito yakale yomwe imadzakhala mkazi wamwamuna.
97. Amayi sayenera kuchita mantha kuti wokondedwa wawo azifika msinkhu.
98. Mwamuna sangakhale mkazi wa milionea.
99. Amuna saloledwa kusamba kwa akazi.
100. Mwamuna sangalandire dzina la "Amayi Heroine".
